About Me
Hello, my name is Jaymie. I am not one of those sappy women whose life goals and ambitions revolve around meeting Mr. Right, getting married, and making babies. But to be honest I have never been particularly good at relationships. The younger version of myself had hoped that I could get it right by now. But, I DIDNT!!!
I remain hopeful and would still like to meet a great guy that thinks the world of me and that I adore. I would still like to find my happily ever after.
I have decided to continue of the roller coaster of dating. I will go on at least one new date a month in an attempt to meet the right guy. If I don’t there will be consequences.
This challenge started in the month of August and will continue until one of two things happens a) I actually meet the right guy b) a string of terrible monthly dates makes me reconsider my stance on relationships and the idea of being the crazy cat lady becomes more appealing. Both possibilities will ensure endless humor.
Thank you for joining me on my adventure.
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Whoring it up for Halloween
I love Halloween. It is my absolute favorite Holiday. I love the creative costumes and the fun energy that this holidays brings with it. Ohh and there is tons of hot guysso thats a plus.
As I am sure you have noticed, Halloween is also many peoples excuse to be as naked as possible. It is the one time of the year that it is ok to whore it up. A few years ago it was only the girls that partook in this ritual but this year I was both impressed and then other times horrified to see that the guys had joined in on the almost naked Halloween. There were a few naked superheros. I will tell you more about one particular superhero later. The was also this naked boxer......but I tried to divert my gaze when he walked by. Not a pretty sight.
Getting back to whoring it up for Halloween. I will not pretend I am above using this wonderful holiday to show a little more skin. I have and will probably do so again. I do however like to be creative about it. In past years I have made up my own casino game called Tit-Le-Wings. Where I had a plastic wine class between my breasts and the object was to aim well enough to get the flat plastic chip in the cup. I had a few people play and win.
Last night my friend and I went to Miss Kitty's Halloween party and the Dragonfly in Hollywood. I was feeling particularly blah about going out. It took a lot of finesse from Kaitlin for me to get pumped. I was also feeling particularly modest. I decided to borrow an apron I had made for my sister and grabbed an old and unused vibrator that I had and be a dissatisfied housewife. The toy I brought with me is called Chocolate Thunder and it is HUGE. It is easily 9 inches long and well, very intimidating.
You are probably wondering why in the world would I have unused sex toys just laying round. Well, see back in my early 20's I was a consultant for a company and sold sex toys and other intimate items. Think of Tupperware but wayyyyyy more fun.
My costume was a hit. The fact that I had a big black dick in my hand led to getting hit on by the black bouncer and a sexy black guy. The sexy black guy is a personal trainer. He bought me a drink. It has been a long time since a sexy stranger bought me a drink. Maybe I should carry a big black dick around more often.......No that would just be wierd.
At one point of the night one of the naked superheros walked by our group. The superhero was wearing a mask, a cap, and his junk was in a banana hammock. He had a nice body and a nice smile. One of my friends asked him if his junk was real. He informed her it was and suggested she feel it. She is married and would not but instantly turned to me and suggested I feel it. Whatever!!! I was a little tipsy. So I did. It was real. Chocolate Thunder is bigger. I then said, "That is the most action I have gotten in awhile." My friends and I laughed. Superhero apparently thought my comment meant he should zone in on me and up his game. Just so you know.....that isnt what I meant. He got all touchy feely. He was a cute naked man-whore but NO.
Later in the night my friend and I stated talking to 2 guys. They were genuinely nice and interesting. I thought one of them was cute. He seemed like a genuine good guy. We all chatted for awhile then my friend wanted to go inside with the rest of our group.
The rest of the night was spent dancing and watching a few of the shows they had going on. The night started to wind down. I saw the cute guy from earlier and decided to do something brave and out of character. I walked up to him and said hello then said that I wanted to give him my number so maybe we could get together and do something sometime. He texted me later that night. Not a booty call or anything creepy like that.
I am a little impressed by myself but also wondering is I came off as too forward.
As I am sure you have noticed, Halloween is also many peoples excuse to be as naked as possible. It is the one time of the year that it is ok to whore it up. A few years ago it was only the girls that partook in this ritual but this year I was both impressed and then other times horrified to see that the guys had joined in on the almost naked Halloween. There were a few naked superheros. I will tell you more about one particular superhero later. The was also this naked boxer......but I tried to divert my gaze when he walked by. Not a pretty sight.
Getting back to whoring it up for Halloween. I will not pretend I am above using this wonderful holiday to show a little more skin. I have and will probably do so again. I do however like to be creative about it. In past years I have made up my own casino game called Tit-Le-Wings. Where I had a plastic wine class between my breasts and the object was to aim well enough to get the flat plastic chip in the cup. I had a few people play and win.
Last night my friend and I went to Miss Kitty's Halloween party and the Dragonfly in Hollywood. I was feeling particularly blah about going out. It took a lot of finesse from Kaitlin for me to get pumped. I was also feeling particularly modest. I decided to borrow an apron I had made for my sister and grabbed an old and unused vibrator that I had and be a dissatisfied housewife. The toy I brought with me is called Chocolate Thunder and it is HUGE. It is easily 9 inches long and well, very intimidating.
You are probably wondering why in the world would I have unused sex toys just laying round. Well, see back in my early 20's I was a consultant for a company and sold sex toys and other intimate items. Think of Tupperware but wayyyyyy more fun.
My costume was a hit. The fact that I had a big black dick in my hand led to getting hit on by the black bouncer and a sexy black guy. The sexy black guy is a personal trainer. He bought me a drink. It has been a long time since a sexy stranger bought me a drink. Maybe I should carry a big black dick around more often.......No that would just be wierd.
At one point of the night one of the naked superheros walked by our group. The superhero was wearing a mask, a cap, and his junk was in a banana hammock. He had a nice body and a nice smile. One of my friends asked him if his junk was real. He informed her it was and suggested she feel it. She is married and would not but instantly turned to me and suggested I feel it. Whatever!!! I was a little tipsy. So I did. It was real. Chocolate Thunder is bigger. I then said, "That is the most action I have gotten in awhile." My friends and I laughed. Superhero apparently thought my comment meant he should zone in on me and up his game. Just so you know.....that isnt what I meant. He got all touchy feely. He was a cute naked man-whore but NO.
Later in the night my friend and I stated talking to 2 guys. They were genuinely nice and interesting. I thought one of them was cute. He seemed like a genuine good guy. We all chatted for awhile then my friend wanted to go inside with the rest of our group.
The rest of the night was spent dancing and watching a few of the shows they had going on. The night started to wind down. I saw the cute guy from earlier and decided to do something brave and out of character. I walked up to him and said hello then said that I wanted to give him my number so maybe we could get together and do something sometime. He texted me later that night. Not a booty call or anything creepy like that.
I am a little impressed by myself but also wondering is I came off as too forward.
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That night was TOO much fun!! And guys like it when you are forward. Supposedly they like when you take the first step. Have you guys talked since then?
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments Kaitlin. I enjoy reading them. I have talked to him but only via text messages.
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