About Me

Hello, my name is Jaymie. I am not one of those sappy women whose life goals and ambitions revolve around meeting Mr. Right, getting married, and making babies. But to be honest I have never been particularly good at relationships. The younger version of myself had hoped that I could get it right by now. But, I DIDNT!!!

I remain hopeful and would still like to meet a great guy that thinks the world of me and that I adore. I would still like to find my happily ever after.


I have decided to continue of the roller coaster of dating. I will go on at least one new date a month in an attempt to meet the right guy. If I don’t there will be consequences.

This challenge started in the month of August and will continue until one of two things happens a) I actually meet the right guy b) a string of terrible monthly dates makes me reconsider my stance on relationships and the idea of being the crazy cat lady becomes more appealing. Both possibilities will ensure endless humor.


Thank you for joining me on my adventure.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

OKCupid........................ more like OKStupid


I am getting really burned out on the whole internet dating.  Part of that could be because I just started an amazing new job that I love and have less free time to goof around on the internet. 

The other part is internet dating has just not been working for me.  Let me tell you about some of the winners that I have seen online or been contacted by.

 Guy #1

I received a nice friendly yet short message from this guy so I decided to write back.  I asked him how his night was going.  He responded within minutes.  His message said, "it wasnt amazing like id hoped it would be but your definately helping make it shine even if its dark out."  He went on to tell me that I was utterly beautiful. 
Kinda creepy, right, and a bit desperate.  He tried to make plans but I was not interested.

Guy #2
This guy and I exchanged quite a few emails.  He started using pet names way to soon.  He would call me sweetheart or hun.  I just dont like it.  It creates a false sense of intimacy.  I dont like it.

Guy #3
I got a short  email from this guy with a compliment.  The message said, I like that picture of you in front of the castle.  I took some time to travel and I put some of the pictures on my profile.  That picture is of me in front of the Taj Mahal. 

Guy # 4, 5, and 6
Random emails from guys in India.  Really, just because I traveled to your country once does not mean I want to chat with you.  One of the messages said, "Hey sexy.  You single?  Men around blind or dumb?"  

Guy #7
This guy used his OKCupid profile to preach about the government and his conspiracy theories.  He also talked about having visions of events.  He sounds all crazy and then get pretentious and talks about yachting.   He continued to spew his bullshit about how corrupt the world is.   He had a picture of his toilet.  He had drawn a picture on the lid.  Crazy!!!!

Guy #8
His screen name was CUMPLAY69.    REALLY!!! WTF!!!!!

Guy #9
I got an instant message from this guy.  We exchanged initial greetings and then he say "Nice tits"  He is observant. 

Guy #10, 11, 12
Random offers of sex.  No thanks.  Not interested.

So I think in order to keep my sanity I am going to take a break from online dating.  I am still committed to my date of the month but am going to need to pursue other ways of meeting guys.

Anyone have a friend or family member you think I would be interested in????  Maybe???? 

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