I'm a bad girl!

I'm a bad girl.  And i don't mean it like,  I'm a bad girl, please spank me.  I am not saying it in a seductive flirty voice.  

I literally mean I-AM-A-BAD-GIRL!  I don't cook.  I hate to clean.   The other day I tried to use the oven.  A common household kitchen item and I failed.  Did you know that there is a difference between a convection oven and regular oven setting?  I didn't.  I did however smoke out the kitchen pretty well.  My roommate was there to witness my error and laughed at me. opps!

Here are some other examples of  my culinary failures:
One time, I was trying to make cookies with my step sister.  I accidentally put in a tablespoon of salt instead of the teaspoon the recipe asked for.

Ohh another time as a kid I was in Oregon for the summer.  My aunt was helping my cousin, step sister, and I bake different things to take to the fair.  I don't remember what anyone else made that year but I distinctly remember that my spice cake fell apart and I was the only one that didnt take anything.   Sad face.

There is more examples. But those are the ones that come to mind the quickest.  I can make an awesome salad. Ohh and on the plus if I don't cook then there is less items to clean up after.  

I also would like to share that I don't like to separate lights and darks. I would rather do as few loads of laundry as possible.  See, I use less water.  I am so earth friendly.

The only domestic skills I poses are sewing and knowledge of child development and behavior.
I really enjoy sewing but rarely do it outside of making a few gifts for people and a kick ass original halloween costume every year.  I have an awesome idea for my costume this year.  I can't wait.  My knowledge of child development and behavior is vital to work.  Outside of that, I'm not sold on the whole idea of having kids. Does the fact that I am not sure I want to procreate make me a bad girl?  Nahhhh.....it is 2013 not 1950.  I can always adopt.  

I thought about taking a cooking class.  But then,  I looked into it and it is kind of expensive.  I don't really want to pay money to have someone judge me on my lack of domestic knowledge.

See, I-AM-A-BAD-GIRL!   But I wouldn't know how to be any other way.