He's Just Not That Into You

So I was mindlessly flipping through channels when I can across the movie, He's Just Not That Into You.  I had seen the movie once before and it is NOT my favorite chick flick.  The book was better. 

However, I did decide to let the remote have a rest.  The movie has some big names in it including Ben Affleck, Sasha Alexander, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, and Scarlett Johansson.  Justin Long and Ginnifer Goodwin play the main characters, that predictably enough, end up getting together. Yep,  it is a chick flick.  The book does not end as sappy. 

Anyways, I adore Drew Barrymore’s character in the movie.  She was given some great lines about dating.  Her lines were funny yet truthful. So I used the magical power of the remote to rewind live TV and write down her lines so I could share them with you.  This is what she had to say….

about meeting people.

“Things have changed. People  don’t meet organically anymore.  If I would like to make myself more attractive  to the sex I don’t go out and get a hair cut. I go and update my profile.”

         about ways to communicate and waiting to hear from someone.

“I miss the days when you had one phone and one answering machine and that one answering machine had one cassette tape and that one cassette tape either had a message form a guy or it didn’t.

And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.  It’s exhausting.”

Justin Long’s character did have one funny note worthy quote.  He said, “If a girl likes me, great.  If not, there is plenty more out there. Probably with smaller pores and bigger implants.”

So what would be our female equivalent to that?

Feel free to fill in the blanks and leave a comment. 

If a guy likes me great. If not, There is plenty more out there. 

Probably with ___________ and ___________________.